Anecdote for those who might actually give an F?
I just spent over two hours in the Event section of this site site clackin' out the following info with each. and. every. name. hyper-linked...
If a 'Preview' section exists there, MY dumb ass didn't see it. ~*sigh*~
Crossing my claws (and popping a klonnie, ngl) before I give a try at this, my second attempt...
About The Event:
"See Gold and Petker dueling in paint and fabric, crossing swords of of color and style, emotion and drama, tears and mystery... live at Club Social in the Heart of Hollywood. See fashion history unfold before your very eyes as Jared Gold dares to announce his most ambitious plan to date... to singlehandedly revive and restore the fashion industry to its grass roots heyday by helping to create jobs through a daring small business micro-enterprise stimulus extravaganza—served directly to the eager eyes and ears of America from his travelling runway of dreams and into the hearts of designers across the U.S. Be there as he slips away the silken kerchief to reveal to all who can bear to behold it his remarkably clever plan to travel with his caravan of models with runway in tow to perform his bold art and empower others to join in. Don't miss out! Get your tickets now before they're gone..."
Doors at 7.p.m.
7:30 p.m.:
Press Conference to Announce the Forthcoming 'Renegade Fashion' Roving Runway Show; Video Screening and Panel (including Audrey Kitching, the tour spokes-model, Larva X, Gold's runway "Opening Girl," tour manager Jessicka, and tour event host Clint Catalyst)
Then...
Red Carpet Arrivals at 8 p.m.
...and concurrently? So does an evening packed with a slew of L.A. Style Icons, Avant-Guardians, Trend-Setters, Risk-takers and Rule-Breakers!
Featuring The Queen of All Things Sparkly,
Tarina Tarantino, in her D.J. debut
The Red Carpet Riot Squad,
Composed of
Clint Catalyst, Lenora Claire, and
Jessicka,
as well as
More Party Hosts Than You Can Handle!
The Original 'Party Monster' Himself,
James St. James, Visual Artist/Lead Singer of Miss Derringer
Elizabeth "Bloodbath McGrath, Burlesque Performer/Cast Member of Margaret Cho's Reality Series
Selene Luna, Gender-Bender (S)Extraordinaire/Winner of the New Now Next "Most Addictive Reality Star" Category,
Ongina, Burlesque Bombshell/'Under-Study' of both Catherine D'Lish and Dita Von Teese,
Ava Garter, Inimitable Actress/Singer/Partridge Family Temple Cult Member,
Go-Go Giddle, a.k.a.
Giddle Partridge, '80s Pop Icon
Josie "Johnny, Are You Queer?"
Cotton,
along with
Other Luminaries Hyper-Linked In This Image:
JARED GOLD VERSUS JOSHUA PETKER!
as well as
The Post-Show Epic After-Party and D.J. Deathrace,
featuring
Transgender Juggernaut
Calpernia Addams, International Art Star
Tim Biskup, Hotter-Than-Hell Drummer
Samantha Maloney (of the Courtney Love Band, Peaches, et al) in her latest endeavor, a collaboration with
Jessicka (former vocalist for Jack Off Jill; current lead singer of Scarling) known as
The Ingenues, and more more more than my carpal tunnel can take at the moment (but you can find out about HERE):
Ticket Information:
COME SEE THE COLORED GORE EXPLOSION!
General Info, Plus Opportunity To Join The Tour:
TOUR WITH JARED GOLD'S FASHION RENEGADE COMPANY!
Calling All Fashion Journalists/Bloggers!
Interested in covering July 30th's event?
Please email contact information (including a brief bio/'credentials'/website stats) to:
clintforjaredgold@gmail.com
Thanks, all!
